Yes.

Then when I did this…

On the dating website, all the women want to know if you know how to dance.

I have me break dancing. I’ll have to send you my break dancing. I’m really good. The samba, too.

I can break dance in mine. Once you get it, there’s a thing called Mixamo, M-I-X-A-M-O.

I know there’s tai chi going on.

He teaches. He has his own school for kids. He’s at the UFC gym, but he also teaches at the…He came back. He’s not from Taiwan. His [Mandarin]. He came here because all the girls were bigger than him, [laughs] so he came back here.

[Mandarin]

My avatar’s…

Not until then.

Empathy. I show you a photo of yourself. As your brain starts to go bad, I show you a photo. I try to fire the neurons off. I keep the neurons going so you don’t get dementia. Alzheimer’s you can’t stop, but dementia I can, so when you are old ...

That’s a huge science. I’m only worrying about trust. Trust is built through communication, so I need to know your story. I need to know your background. I need all your photos.

How does a robot shift its weight? That’s a huge science.

This little, bitty Thai girl has to grab her. Now, you’ve got to think about how does a robot do that?

All the Thai girls, it’s number two, they decided they wanted to go to the bathroom. You’ve got this big German woman who says, “I’m going to the bathroom,” in German. Thai girl doesn’t understand. Then she gets out of the bed, she starts to fall.

After surgery, they don’t speak English.

I learned this, by the way, doing a project in Bangkok for building a robot for the Bangkok Hospital. That did [Mandarin]. The Germans come from a medical, and they speak English before the surgery.

The problem with Kaohsiung we have is they said, [Mandarin]. I said, “Well, I can solve that. I can put a device in. I can listen for it, and I can…” Then said, “Well, it’s all Tâigí.” Sorry, I said, “Oh, well, I can’t do it, because Tâigí.” If we ...

Remember that.

This was probably three years ago. The only person who [Mandarin] was the social. She said, “I have a problem with…”

I went to Nuance. Nuance’s CEO is Taiwanese, Charles Kwan. I went to Charles, because [Mandarin] , when I was at [Mandarin], I did smart cities. I went around the world doing smart city design. We went to Kaohsiung and asked him, “What’s the number one problem?”

OK, I got it.

I know at Chinghwa, they were talking about…

Oh, really?

I know they’re working on it.

The problem is there is no Siri for Tâigí.

When you get old, you’re going to revert to…

It’s understanding the paucity, which is the tonation and all that. The only one problem we have, when you are old, you revert back to your native tongue. [Mandarin], that’s Taiwanese. There is no…

Right. You won’t want much, in order for trust…My topic on Monday, I spoke on Monday at a university. Then Sunday, well, this week, I spoke about machine learning, trust in NLP. It’s not about understanding the word structure.

OK. That means you need a humanoid. You won’t accept a seal or a puppy.

Why?

What is the robot thing? You can’t say that simply. Go home and think about what that. Is it two fingers, is it five fingers, is it six fingers?

I have a research company here doing…The next time, we’ll talk.

In Taiwan, you have [Mandarin] executives [Mandarin] , going fishing and doing stupid stuff.

Yeah. I’ve done nine successful and about eight unsuccessfully. I still, I mentor about six, seven startups here in Taiwan today. Then Women in IoT and then Women…You’ve got to give back, right? My point to that is not me.

There’s a lot of, the mafia’s back. We’re trying to see. The funny thing about the mafia is they all want to coach. None of them want to do a startup, because we all know…

Before, when we used to come to Taiwan, we used to hang out. He actually likes it. He’s got to figure out how to get past all of his investments in China. He’s a great guy. We’re part of TTA. TTA, we’ve got a lot. He’s been there too.

Great. I was 20 years, Silicon Valley, and then I came back. I was around the world. I lived in India. I lived in Malaysia. I built a lot of the wireless telecom and worked a lot in machine learning for a while. Andrew Wu.

Yeah. Done.

Yeah, sure.

Ah, thank you. Now, I won’t go home crying.

Ah, OK. Well, it was a pleasure, man. I’ve always heard it was really fun talking to you, and it really is. I added you on LinkedIn and Facebook. You didn’t accept me yet, but…

Erase that part.

Government credit card. Aw, man. You don’t have government credit cards?

Line, Facebook, all that. By the way, OK, I will trade with you. No, Visa, Mastercard.

You’ve got to save the tree. You’ve got to do it this way.

Save the Earth.

I got the card from you already. I got one from you already. Thank you.

Excellent. We know who to now give that.

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